A filly-buster.
The tame way.
Me: No
Dad: Unique up on him.
Dad: do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?
Me: No
Dad: Tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
Tame way, unique up on it.
(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)
Unique up on it
You nique up on it.
How do you catch a tame animal? The tam way, you nique up on it.
My dad is a police officer and I was on a ride-along with him. He and his partner arrested a guy for shoplifting. As the perp, whose name is "Unique," is sitting in the back of the car, my dad walks up, looks at me smiling, and says to the suspect "how do you catch a unique criminal? Unique up on em!" He and his partner laughed and high-fived, then just shut the door.
Dad : What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still-no-eye-deer. What do you call a deer that is bleeding, has no legs, and no eyes? Still no bloody eye-deer.
My wife was playing Pokemon Go while we were waiting for our food. She looked at me and said, "There's a unique Pokemon here." (I know those don't exist) and I say, "You know how you catch a unique Pokemon, don't you?" She said, "No, how?" I reply, "Unique up on them." Then she kicks me under the table.
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Same way, unique up on it!
best when accompanied by making a sneaky walk motion with your hand
dad: whats blue and smells like red paint? me: what? dad: blue paint
dad: you know how when geese fly in a V one side is longer? me: yeah? dad: do you know why? me: why? dad: more geese
dad: how do you catch a unique rabbit? me: i dont know, how? dad: unique up on it dad: how do you catch a tame rabbit? me: i dont know dad: the tame way
Unique up on it!
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a domesticated rabbit?
Tame way!
Unique up on it.
Unique upon it.....
How do catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique upon on it.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on him.
How do you a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on it
Unique up on it.
You neek up on it
2-fer
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
Unique up on it
Easy. Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way. Unique up on it!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on it!
Easy! Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way, unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame wayUnique up on it!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it!
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on him.
