Cowboy tames wild female horses with very, very long speeches.

A filly-buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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How do you catch a tame fish?

The tame way.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Do you know how to catch a tame rabbit?

Me: No

Dad: Unique up on him.

Dad: do you know how to catch a unique rabbit?

Me: No

Dad: Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird?

Tame way, unique up on it.

(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/applezombi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Taming raptors is hard... imgur.com/RQxOw6g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Nice and dead behind the eyes for my own pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilyallday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How do you catch a unique animal?

You nique up on it.

How do you catch a tame animal? The tam way, you nique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Am thinking of writing a sonnet about an Elizabethan trying to break in a new pair of buskins. May call it, "The Taming of the Shoe."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchGoodwin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2012
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Dad jokes a criminal

My dad is a police officer and I was on a ride-along with him. He and his partner arrested a guy for shoplifting. As the perp, whose name is "Unique," is sitting in the back of the car, my dad walks up, looks at me smiling, and says to the suspect "how do you catch a unique criminal? Unique up on em!" He and his partner laughed and high-fived, then just shut the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieterJohn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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My dads favorite joke, retold to every person I've ever brought home

Dad : What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still-no-eye-deer. What do you call a deer that is bleeding, has no legs, and no eyes? Still no bloody eye-deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrfreshonyomama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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A Pokemon themed dad joke.

My wife was playing Pokemon Go while we were waiting for our food. She looked at me and said, "There's a unique Pokemon here." (I know those don't exist) and I say, "You know how you catch a unique Pokemon, don't you?" She said, "No, how?" I reply, "Unique up on them." Then she kicks me under the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acromantulus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Same way, unique up on it!

best when accompanied by making a sneaky walk motion with your hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfrage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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some of my dads jokes i thought you people would enjoy

dad: whats blue and smells like red paint? me: what? dad: blue paint

dad: you know how when geese fly in a V one side is longer? me: yeah? dad: do you know why? me: why? dad: more geese

dad: how do you catch a unique rabbit? me: i dont know, how? dad: unique up on it dad: how do you catch a tame rabbit? me: i dont know dad: the tame way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aroostofes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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"How to catch a rabbit.....

....wait no no no. How do you catch a unique rabbit?? You-neak up on it!"

-___-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myyyyyyy_Ninja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brodyhooperquint
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a pet rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You β€˜neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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How do you catch a rare bird?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rdubdanger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it

2-fer

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitten0077
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyminameisCJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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How do you sneak up on a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scurvy4all
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaalleexxiiss98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Easy. Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way. Unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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How you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C-hip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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2 for 1 Rabbits

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You β€˜neak up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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How do you catch an unique rabit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madbubers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igbrainbrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Easy! Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way, unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToeKneeh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? 
A: Unique up on it
    
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheModfather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintagePain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2015
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoEntrepreneurial
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwentyOneGun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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My dad to my niece, How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laconic_1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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A "unique" rabbit.

My dad told me this one at dinner...

Dad: "How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

Me: "....i don't know...?"

Dad: "'Unique' up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit?"

Me: "(Still rolling my eyes at the first punch line) i don't know...?"

"The 'tame' way! Unique up on it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trabe39
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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