Have you guys tried General Tso Tso's chicken?

It's alright.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBeardOfDeath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Have you ever met General Tso before? You should tell him he makes great chicken.

This one hurts the most because I just witnessed a dad tell his son this joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/isaiahskrtskrt
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I came second in a dumpling eating contest...

...you dim sum, you lose some.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Datolite7
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I had some mediocre Chinese chicken

It was tso-tso

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chronicsonictonic
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This is a typo that people seem to make a lot, so I made this.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Reason-and-rhyme
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Historians have finally figured out why the Chinese Army kept retreating from the Mongols.

Because General Tsoโ€™s Chicken.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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My friend had Chinese food the other day..

He said โ€œmeh.. It was General Tso-Tso..โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/orkenbjorken
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What do you call a Chinese Officer that's only kinda okay at his job?

General Tso-Tso.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JinglesRasco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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How would you describe Chinese food that isn't great?

Tso-Tso

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrSpanky1193
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Overheard after I brought Chinese food home for dinner the other night...

#2 Son: Yay! Did you get General Tso's Chicken?

Me: Sure did. And he was pretty upset about it, too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeusExNoctis
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My husband this evening

Me: What'd you eat for lunch today? Him: I had General Tso's chicken. And he was NOT happy about it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/poopyfart
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Do you like General Tso's chicken?

Generally, I think it's Tso Tso.

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