Have you guys tried General Tso Tso's chicken?
It's alright.
Have you ever met General Tso before? You should tell him he makes great chicken.
This one hurts the most because I just witnessed a dad tell his son this joke.
I came second in a dumpling eating contest...
...you dim sum, you lose some.
I had some mediocre Chinese chicken
It was tso-tso
This is a typo that people seem to make a lot, so I made this.
Historians have finally figured out why the Chinese Army kept retreating from the Mongols.
Because General Tsoโs Chicken.
My friend had Chinese food the other day..
He said โmeh.. It was General Tso-Tso..โ
What do you call a Chinese Officer that's only kinda okay at his job?
General Tso-Tso.
How would you describe Chinese food that isn't great?
Tso-Tso
Overheard after I brought Chinese food home for dinner the other night...
#2 Son: Yay! Did you get General Tso's Chicken?
Me: Sure did. And he was pretty upset about it, too.
My husband this evening
Me: What'd you eat for lunch today? Him: I had General Tso's chicken. And he was NOT happy about it.
Do you like General Tso's chicken?
Generally, I think it's Tso Tso.
