Synagogue Puns

A list of puns related to "Synagogue"

I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue

Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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My synagogue is famous for how little the mohel charges for a circumcision.

He just works for tips.

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👤︎ u/Brewer1056
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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One time Jesus walked into a synagogue barefoot.

The religious leaders condemned it as sandalless.

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👤︎ u/DINC44
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What do you get when a giant orange crushes a synagogue?

Orange Jews

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👤︎ u/-Asher-Frere-
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Did you hear about the new synagogue built in the orchard?

I hear they have apple jews there.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Oct 02 2017
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I'm taking lessons to be a substitute horn player at a local synagogue

Shofar, so good.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jul 04 2016
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Benches in churches are pews

Benches in synagogues are pewish

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👤︎ u/CourageKitten
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Dad never misses the chance to use this one.

Whenever we walk by a Synagogue or Jewish owned business he says "Hey are you guys circumcised?" reminding us that we have to be in order to enter

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👤︎ u/BitingInsects
📅︎ Aug 10 2013
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