My mother in law was choosing me for leaving my breakfast utensils and drink on the table.
Her husband smirked, "Yeah, get your FORK AND coffee and get outta here!"
"Don't know if it'll work but might as well take a shot. Lincoln did."
SWISH cheese!
I absent mindedly let her kiss me this evening, so I went and washed my lips and swished some whiskey for good measure. I know its only 35% alcohol, but I figured it was worth a shot
Swish cheese
Ham and swish.
My wife just recently got her hair cut and for the first time in a long time she got bangs.
Her: These bangs after driving me crazy. They keep falling in front of my eyes. After I comb my hair I always get a bunch of long hairs mixed in with the smaller. And I'm getting a headache from swishing my head back to keep the hair out of my face.
Me: Well, I think you are doing a bang up job.
Swish cheese.
