My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...

He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call wet swim trunks?

Swam trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobodahobo66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Last night, I couldn't find my normal pajamas, so I put on swim trunks.

My wife asked, "why are you wearing swim trunks right now?"

Because, I'm about to dive into bed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockbandit
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.

I said, β€œOi, what’s your game?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A boy complains to his father: 'You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!'

Father: 'Really, what?'

Boy: 'That the potato should go in the front.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?

They only have a pair of trunks.

-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCVisNih
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why is the tree in the water?

It has swim trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you get when you cross a elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treetop342
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

  • Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

  • Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

  • Thank you

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doty152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why can't elephants swim alone?

Because you need a pair of trunks to swim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why do you get if cross an elephant and a fish?

Swimming trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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what do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

swimming trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redlanterne
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

swimming trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Swimming trunks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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POTATOES IN TRUNKS

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Black_Mutant
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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