I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.

Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.

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Do you know why I allowed a police station to be built on my property out in the Styx?

Cause I've got too much crime on my lands.

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I heard Styx is great in concert...

Friend- "You know I saw Styx in concert once!" Dad- "I picked up some sticks once" ignores first dad joke TropicalThursday to friend- "How were they live?" Dad- "Oh I've never found an alive stick.." Dad chuckles to self

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Is that enough Styx?

After coming in from grabbing some the firewood, my wife exclaimed "oh! We need sticks!" referring to kindling to start the fire.

In my best Dennis DeYoung, I started belting out "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!"

Then, with a shit eating grin, I said "Is that enough Styx for ya!?"

Unfortunately she had no idea what I was talking about and just looked at me blankly as I fell to the floor in laughter.

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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction” on ITunes. β€œTurn, Turn, Turn” is perfectly fine however.

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I made a Spotify playlist called Tree

That's because it's made up of Styx.

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Termites hate the music of Queen.

But they love Styx.

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I went to Lollapalooza....

I went to Lollapalooza last year, and there was an incident. I got into a fight with two of the biggest bands at the fest, and they were really kicking my butt. Fortunately, a few Kurdish doctors intervened and saved my life.

I guess it's true what they say: Styx and The Stones may break my bones, but Kurds will never hurt me.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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"No, that's..."

My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.

The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.

Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"

Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"

Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."

Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"

Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."

Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)

Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)

Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)

And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")

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Certain animals seem to like certain styles of music and specific bands.

Termites like Styx.

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My boyfriend got me with this one...

Me: yeah I saw Styx back in the day.

Him: oh when they were still twigs?

I laughed way too hard.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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Tech tip: It’s dangerous to download β€œCome Sail Away” or β€œSatisfaction”. It’s perfectly safe to download β€œTurn, Turn, Turn”

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but Byrds will never hurt you.

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