Darlings you got to let me know. Should I shave or should I grow? If I shave there could be stubble, and if I grow it could be double. So c’mon and let me know ohhhh..
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👤︎ u/Slomaroma
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:

“You finally found it, my secret stache”

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👤︎ u/jacaboi
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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When I first started growing out my beard, I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep it or not.

But it's really grown on me.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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I haven't shaved in a week, not sure how I feel about this beard but...

it's growing on me.

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📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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My kids asked me if I liked my beard

I replied "it's grown on me."

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📅︎ Sep 23 2016
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

“So as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

“Please, call me Max”

“Alright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

“No that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, “I’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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Got my girlfriend damn good.

I have a little bit of stubble, hadn't shaved since about Thursday.

"What's the longest you've gone without shaving?"

"Oh, about fourteen years."

Damn it feels good, people. It feels damn good indeed.

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Girlfriend asked me to shave...

But I was too damn stubble

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📅︎ Apr 22 2015
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