My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
There is a mouse in a German shop
His name is Stuart Lidl
In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.
They call him Stuart Lidl.
Man dad-joked newspaper
Source - Pic Abridged version:
A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.
Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.
"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.
"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."
