A list of puns related to "Stilton"
He only had one stilton
"I camembert if Iβve told you today, but just in queso I havenβt, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love βcheesyβ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weβre apart. Itβs cheddar when weβre together because then I donβt feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
And not to worry, because it's a gouda one.
She groaned. So I asked how I could make it cheddar.
She was frowning. I told her not to be so bleu.
Then I stopped because it was getting stiltoned.
Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.
Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.
M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!
H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)
M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.
H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.
M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.
H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams
M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them
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