I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I’d been hoisted by my own Picard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigger3370
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant

Now it's like he's never baldly gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
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Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...

...apparently the shit hit the fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andy399
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Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie

all the reviews are mentioning his character

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
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What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?

Stewart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/presuire45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My wife and I are considering adoption.

We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...

After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I didn’t know why the baseball was getting bigger.

And then it hit me!

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I don't want to sound raceist but...

I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonkySight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
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This stew is so good we should call it...

StewArt

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DadJoke Commitment

My dad's favorite movie of all time is "It's a Wonderful Life" starring Jimmy Stewart. If you haven't seen the movie, you won't get this.

So, my dad changed his text-tone on his phone to a really high-pitched "diiing!". And I shit you not, every time, without fail, whenever he gets a text, he says, "Another angel just got his wings!"

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