I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
I hopped to it!
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
My dad dropped this bird plane joke on me.
Two birds were flying together peacefully in the air. All of a sudden, a 747 blew past them at high speed. The birds were tumbling, tumbling, tumbling and tumbling, until they finally stabilized.
BIRD 1 exclaimed: "Woah! Did you see how fast that bird flew past us!"
BIRD 2 still dizzy from tumbling replied: "If you had 4 assholes on fire🔥 you would be going that fast too!"
Did you know the horse population peaked in the 1920's?
It's been stabilized since then.
Gardening Dad Joke
Me and the hubby were doing some gardening and I said to him "we need a wood stake" (so we could stabilize a tomato plant) and he replied "first we gotta find a wooden cow"...good thing ur cute babe :)
If everyone had a horse...
The world would be a lot more stabilized.
