Square dance Puns

A list of puns related to "Square dance"

Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why do square dances never seem to finish?

Because they are not well rounded

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👤︎ u/Light447
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

you only get one shot

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👤︎ u/ways_and_means
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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Square-dancing is a terribe way to get around.
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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ May 06 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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