Speedometer Puns

A friend of mine and his girlfriend are waiting out the rain in their parked car to go jumping off a cliff into a lake. Their speedometer being stuck at 75mph. He turns to his girlfriend and says "Well, we are going nowhere fast."

I was watching the Olympic men's Super combined downhill when I made the comment that the skiers get down the hill pretty quickly (referring to the speedometer that would pop up occasionally).

Without missing a beat my dad said the last U.S. skier made it down the hill Ligety split.