This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 69%. (I'm a bot)
> "There was another that included allegations of Ukrainian interference in a 2016 election and then there was a third that related to allegations concerning Burisma and the Bidens, is that accurate?".
> Yovanovitch said it was false that she had bad-mouthed the president and handed Lutsenko a do-not-prosecute list, a charge initially included in a column by Solomon in The Hill after an interview with Lutsenko.
> ADVERTISEMENT. Ukrainian media quoted Lutsenko as changing his story, though in an interview with The New York Times last month, Lutsenko blamed the confusion on an interpreter for his interview with Solomon and said Yovanovitch had asked him to target certain politicians and activists who worked with the embassy on its anti-corruption efforts.
> "Also untrue are unsourced allegations that I told unidentified embassy employees that 's orders should be ignored because 'he was not going to be impeached' - or for any other reason," Yovanovitch testified Wednesday.
> A Politico article in 2017 claimed that Chalupa, who left the DNC in 2016, continued to research ties between former Trump campaign chairman and former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych, during which she is said to have asked Ukrainian Embassy officials for help.
> Goldman highlighted a column by Solomon that claimed that former Vice President "Strong-armed Ukraine to fire its chief prosecutor solely" to shield the Ukrainian energy company Burisma and his son Hunter Biden from scrutiny.
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I have recently seen a couple of YouTube vieos where the builders have built their own special equipment for optimising their building efficiency. The Green Dream Team have a nice bag holder which makes filling much easier, while the Tiny Shiny Home family have a nice looking dolly system to make things quicker and easier. What other tools and gadgets are out there to make the whole process quicker and easier?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Suzuya
- Witherer
- Kiter
- Stealthy
Scope:
This review encompasses Suzuya, one of the more recent campaign ships which represents one of the earlier versions of the Mogami-Class with her coveted 15x155mm battery. Currently v 0.3.9.0.4, the review comes on the heels of other cruiser reviews, culminating in a review of Mainz (she's up next!) upon completion of her Origin of Wisdom Campaign. Suzuya is a GREAT ship, with a MODERATE skill floor and an EXTREME skill ceiling.
The ship is currently unavailable.
Rating Matrix:
- [BAD, WEAK, AVERAGE, GOOD, GREAT]
- {LOW, MODERATE, HIGH, EXTREME}
History:
Suzuya was launched in November 1934, at Yokosuka Naval Arsenal. The ship was named after the Suzuya River and was planned as the third of four Mogami Class Cruisers. The Mogami Class was significant departure from the norms of Japanese ship building of the era, in the terms that the design had several notable changes as she was built to the absolute limit of the Washington Naval Treaty. Key departures from the norm saw changes to the relative armor design, incorporation of twin rudders, and 4 propeller shafts to improve her speed and handling capabilities: and using a singular smokestack, aluminum superstructure and electric welding in an effort to save weight on an already top-heavy design.
Originally kit with dual purpose 15.5cm main battery focused in 5-triple turrets, the design was intentionally built around quickly upgrading the ship from 15.5cm/60 3^(rd) Year Type Naval Guns to 20cm/50 3^(rd) Year Type Naval Guns at the outbreak of war, which were mounted in twin turrets and were noted to be the heaviest gun of any cruiser at the time. The design included 8x12.7cm/40 Type 89 Naval Guns mounted in 4 dual turrets, and 4-triple torpedo turrets, with a pair per side amidships which was capable of firing the notorious 610mm Type 93 Oxygen Torpedo.
Immediately on completion in 1936, Suzuya was placed in reserve to correct the issues found during Mogami's sea trials. An expensive but complete refit saw her welding issues corrected, her hull weight reduced and the addition of torpedo bulges in an effort to reduce weight and improve stability. All four Mogami Sisters underwent these refits, as upon release the design was plagued with mechanical issues of new and untested equipment. Upon completion, the design with its very high speed was considered one of the strongest during World War 2. During the war, she was
... keep reading on reddit ➡For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
