A list of puns related to "Snooze"
.....never invented anything else.
...is a nap.
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Talk about a snooze fest.
But his smoke alarm has a snooze button.
He’s been calling it “Fake snooze” 😴
It’s very time consuming.
The best way to save face is to keep the lower half of it closed.
Those who seek to get even only end up at greater odds.
Those who sling mud end up only losing ground.
Want a bouncier water bed? Just fill it with spring water.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
Keep your dreams alive -- quickly hit the snooze button.
Don't worry about the bird flu too much -- it's tweetable.
Unfortunately, the snooze button was hard to reach.
Father's Day shirt I made for my dad who likes to spend some quality time snoozing on the couch. Thought some of you may appreciate it.
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and things are going great for the first few days, handling deliveries, putting cuts into and out of storage, etc. After his first week, coming in at 8am to work with the Butcher's supervision, the Butcher decides that he can trust John with a little more responsibility. The Butcher is a bit of a perfectionist and he tells John that he has to be there by 6am Monday morning because a delivery of fresh beef was due to arrive at 6:15 and it needed storage and processing immediately. John was incredibly excited and set extra alarms Monday. He snoozes his 5am alarm, but his 5:15 alarm gets him going, and he arrives at the shop at 5:55, tired and slightly panicked. He gets into the back room and takes a catnap.
He is shaken awake at 7:45am by the Butcher, who is asking where the cuts are. The deliveryman didn't see John and so the beef wasn't delivered or cut. The Butcher was incredibly disappointed in John, and had to fired him because he had caused too many missed steaks.
laying in my with my girlfriend, phone alarm goes off, hit snooze, we wake up gradually anyways, start milling about the room, snooze goes off
GF: Who's calling?
pick up phone, put it to my ear
Me: Hello, alarm? Yes, this is James. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME EVERY MORNING?!?!?
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