Can you give me a wakeup call?

Sure. Your wife's having an affair with your gardener.

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My son was so excited to celebrate Father's Day . . .

That he woke screaming two hours before his normal wakeup time, and has resisted all attempts to take his morning nap.

Joke's on you, Dad!

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📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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