Slow Children At Play Puns

A list of puns related to "Slow Children At Play"

Why do the neighborhood signs warn me of the slow children at play?

Do I need to watch out because they are mentally slow? If they were just playing slowly, you would think they would see me coming and no sign would be needed.

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👤︎ u/chmcarro
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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My dad says this every time we turn down our street.

We pass this sign that says "Slow. Children at play." Every single time he says "Slow children at play, heh. Makes em easier to hit."

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👤︎ u/Rileyjwat22
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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