12 Hilarious Slayers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is the Doom Slayer’s favorite hobby?

He likes to raze hell

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👤︎ u/Runeald_Waslib

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?

"Guess what?"

"Dragon butt"

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👤︎ u/FlumeHound9

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I like sitting around the Christmas Tree listening to Slayer.

One Horse Open Slayer.

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👤︎ u/Toberoni

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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What do you call a Slayer fan who doesn't like their new album?

A nay-slayer.

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👤︎ u/uselessDM

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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Hit my family while watching jack the giant slayer...

While watching said movie; one of the little people actors popped up on screen spurring a mid movie discussion.

Mom : wasn't he from willow?

Dad: nawh I think he died a few years ago.

Mom: he died young I guess. He was what, 18 in willow?

Me: yeah it's scientifically proven that they live shorter lives.

Then my dad let out the proudest smile I ever saw

Clarification: they're all fine. Warwick davis is alive and well. He is now 44 years old. And I'm 24

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👤︎ u/ohcrayyy

📅︎ Apr 19 2014

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Tee hee

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👤︎ u/pinkpunther96

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.

But I decided to call her Bluff.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 11 2018

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"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."

"Slayer?"

"No, I just shook my head."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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A man walked into a metal bar...

Slayer was on the radio and they had a great selection of beers on tap.

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👤︎ u/scottcmu

📅︎ Jun 16 2018

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What Do You Call An All-You-Can-Eat Garlic Restaurant?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Not my joke! Citation Needed by Tom Scott on YouTube

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👤︎ u/freddie_is_NOT_dead

📅︎ Nov 09 2018

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What do you call a buffet with lot's of garlic.

Buffet The Vampire Slayer.

(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)

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👤︎ u/atomosk

📅︎ Apr 26 2016

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Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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