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This sign in front of a school in Jersey city
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Sign of the times
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It's a sign.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What's a donut's astrological sign?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I love signing documents
I guess you could say itβs my signature move.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
My deaf girlfriend just told me, βWe need to talk.β
Thatβs not a good sign.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Yes, good one
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Just signed up for my companyβs 401k!
Iβm kinda nervous though...Iβve never ran that far before.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
It was a peace βtreeβty.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Found in the
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I canβt decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that sheβs become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What does the closed sign on a brothel say?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I used to have an addiction stealing road signs
But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop
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︎ Jan 24 2021
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Signing not required
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker
But when I got home all the signs were there
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My boss wants me to sign up for a 401K...
Iβm not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!
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︎ Nov 30 2020
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
Theyβre a big fan of gross domestic products.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Everyone should learn sign language.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sign me up!
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︎ May 13 2020
My company keeps asking me to sign up for a 401k.
There's no way I could run that far.
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I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I would never be into zodiac signs
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A sign at a Nursery...
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︎ May 15 2020
I just thought of this today as I was driving... Iβm sorry in advance π I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My wife got mad after I tried to convince her that she'd agreed to let me buy a neon sign.
I guess she doesn't like gas lighting.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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︎ Sep 01 2020
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