Side stitch Puns

A list of puns related to "Side stitch"

I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I told the doctor at the ER that I could do my own stitch work.

He replied “Okay, suture self”

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👤︎ u/timismickis
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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