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the im back joke

My friend:i'm back

me:hi back i'm ribcage

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I could practically hear my boyfriend's eyes rolling.

Hungry boyfriend: i want ribs. Me: (touches his ribcage) but you already have some!

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Discussing spinal disorders at breakfast...

Kid: "What's that disease called, the one that makes your spine all curved?"

Mom: "That's Scoliosis. It can also mess up your ribcage and shoulders."

Me: "The people who discovered Scoliosis actually had it themselves. It was a husband and wife team. I think their last name was Dover...

Kids: staring intensifies

Me: "... Ben Dover, and his wife Ilene Dover."

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