Bi-sickle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alis-n-Wonderland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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What do you call a bearded man holding a Hammer and a Sickle

A Bolsheviking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daxx_banjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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The prototype of the sickle was a test sickle.

To be in compliance with the rule 6 change: test sickle = testicle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MacBallou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JBiff09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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Which weapon does the Grim Reaper use in the winter?

An ice sickle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What Do You Call a Russian with Low Blood/Oxygen Content?

Hammer and Sickle Cell Anemic!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-1-Percent-Milk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2021
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What’s the opposite of a hetero scythe?

A bi sickle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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Did you hear about the new tool they use for ice farming?

It's called an ice-sickle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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My dad is opening a store selling farm tools and frozen treats.

It's called Pop's Sickle Stand

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
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