A ninja joke

There are two ninjas. The first ninja looks at the second ninja and says "Hey, can you hand me that throwing star over there?"

The second ninja says "shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:

"I shuriken"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxQuarterizexX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Typical dad, back at it again with them puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDyingChild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend can’t remember the name for ninja stars

"Sure he can" I thought.

Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrainnTheRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Told my friend I had been studying to become a ninja. He asked if I could hit a bullseye with my throwing star.

I said Shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NCUCorbin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Can a ninja attack you from long range?

Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imlesmartest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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(OC) Samurai: So you're telling me

You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?

Ninja: shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4aronC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?

β€œShuriken”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Hey can you tell me what the proper name for a ninja star is?

Shuriken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linktothenow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan

A shuriken is a throwing star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Can a Ninja throw a star?

Shuriken.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Can a ninja throw a star?

Shuriken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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