How do you improve your archery?
With better arrow dynamics.
How do you know if a sniper likes you?
He misses you
My dad got my mum and me.
We were watching the Olympic shooting, when my mum says that a guy at the school she teaches at shoots internationally for Wales. Dad: "Well that's not too impressive, they're pretty big targets."
Dad joked my girlfriend on Christmas
My girlfriend was back home visiting her family during Christmas and our conversation goes as followed:
GF: I just shot a bow and arrow!
Me: What'd you shoot it at?
GF: A target!
Me: It's a good thing they are closed today so nobody got hurt..
