A list of puns related to "Sharp (music)"
She left on a bad note
It was always too sharp for my taste.
Theyβre always a bit sharp.
Me:
> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.
She replied:
> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.
Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.
Because he only wants to play music that's not c.
b sharp, or b flat
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
Because they can't C#
Bβ―
No idea, but their claws are F-ing sharp!
My Step-Mother was saying that they woke up to an alarm the other night.
Step-Mother: "What's that?"
Dad: "I think it's a G Sharp"
Dad (doing a crossword puzzle): What is a music note with four sharps?
Me: I don't know, but I bet it ain't flat and dull!
My dad just stared at his paper and sighed.
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