This pun might fall flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Idk if it's been here before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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So did you hear about the student who failed their music class?

She left on a bad note

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzmister5299
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I knew a kid who tried making music with a block of cheese

It was always too sharp for my taste.

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The musical saw is the most challenging instrument

They’re always a bit sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Complimented a friend on her musical knowledge today...

Me:

> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.

She replied:

> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.

Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rand486
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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Why does Hitler love sharps and flats?

Because he only wants to play music that's not c.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandwichrage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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When crossing the road to the music store

b sharp, or b flat

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Music pun

Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!

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Why do programmers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakysneaky23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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I'm unobservant, and I keep bumping into things, so I made a note of it.

Bβ™―

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feet2Big
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What's a cat's favourite musical chord?

No idea, but their claws are F-ing sharp!

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My Dad's a music teacher

My Step-Mother was saying that they woke up to an alarm the other night.

Step-Mother: "What's that?"

Dad: "I think it's a G Sharp"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafeumatty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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Finally made my dad sigh

Dad (doing a crossword puzzle): What is a music note with four sharps?

Me: I don't know, but I bet it ain't flat and dull!

My dad just stared at his paper and sighed.

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