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Sharp Music Puns

A list of puns related to "Sharp Music"

This pun might fall flat
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👤︎ u/MetropolisCourier
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Idk if it's been here before
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👤︎ u/hados1109
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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👤︎ u/Bored_Blod
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why do programmers wear glasses?

Because they can't C#

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👤︎ u/sneakysneaky23
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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I'm unobservant, and I keep bumping into things, so I made a note of it.

B♯

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👤︎ u/Feet2Big
📅︎ Oct 08 2016
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Complimented a friend on her musical knowledge today...

Me:

> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.

She replied:

> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.

Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.

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👤︎ u/rand486
📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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Finally made my dad sigh

Dad (doing a crossword puzzle): What is a music note with four sharps?

Me: I don't know, but I bet it ain't flat and dull!

My dad just stared at his paper and sighed.

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👤︎ u/flamingfluffyguns
📅︎ Dec 31 2015
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