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Hi guys, we are Thirty Seconds to Mars. We just launched our documentary of Artifact ( trailer ) you can download it here and our newest album is available now too.
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First off, thank you to everyone around the world for the love and the support. Thank you for the passion, for the inspiration, for the loyalty. And we look forward to seeing you all out on the road, very very soon. In the meantime, please support us, please support independent film and take a peek at Artifact. And take a look into our lives and this story that helped to shape it.
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Date: 2013-12-10
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Hi Jared! What do you want for Christmas this year? | I actually have an answer for this. I would like to receive, if you are so compelled to send me a gift, a manhole cover from the area in which you live. Hopefully it would be clean of sewage but not too clean that it does not looked lived in. I would not encourage you to steal them, but if you acquire it in a legal way to send it to our PO box. |
PO Box 1760, Santa Monica, CA 90406-1760. | |
We only accept manhole covers. No other items. | |
Does the final movie differ from what was show at the festival? | Well the movie is virtually the same as it was at the Toronto Film festival, where it won the people's choice award. If it's not broken, don't fix it. |
Did you encounter crazy roadblocks with trying to get the movie released, and if so, how did you get past that? | The roadblocks that we encountered were more about distribution. After we premiered the film, we had several offers from people who wanted to buy the film and distribute it but it started sounding or feeling like record deals and we started to look at the situation and feel like the film was about pushing forward, about the future. It was about breaking new ground. Which is why we decided to release the film ourselves through Vyrt and we've had theatrical release through Adventures in Wonderland, so we are using new systems and new platforms to share the film as well, and that left us with complete ownership of the film and much more in control of how the film is being released. |
Jared, you're a multi-talented man, but what are you best at? | I think I'm best at wrestling my dreams into reality. That seems to be the constant. Whether it's a song, or a short film, or a documentary, or an album, that seems to be what's at the core of it, is taking an idea and bringing it to life. |
[Also, what is your favorite Christmas song?](
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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SPOILERS FOR ALL THE BOOKS AHEAD: Ok. So I have had this theory for well over a year now, and prior to a few weeks ago I had never seen someone mention it, but looking into it more now I do see that more people have started to wonder this. (Go read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/kotlc/comments/nyxnqu/my_theory_on_one_of_mrforkles_identifies/ has some pretty solid evidence too.)
Anyways. So, I couldn't find like a super clear picture of Mr. Forkle, but to start the theory off we have to acknowledge that they look kinda similar. Especially their smiles. Kenric is described as having a toothy smile, which would be super noticeable and recognizable and since smiling is a muscle memory if two people where the same they would have relatively similar smiles, although bone structure needs to be taken into account. Mr. Forkle isn't smiling with his teeth, but the shape of it is similar, not to mention that they have similar bone structure around the mouth. Then I would say the most obviously noticeable feature of theirs that is freakishly similar is their hair. Yes, I understand that they have different hair colours, but look at the style. They both have one piece that falls in front of their face, and the hair on their right side swoop up while the hair on their left side is more smoothed down. Ofc all elf eyes are blue, but Kenric's eyes have never actually been stated as a specific shade, simply that they have green flecks in them. Mr. Forkle's eyes have only ever been described as a piercing blue. IDK about you but Kenric's eyes in the picture look what I would describe as a piercing blue. I've also mentioned bone structure a couple of times and how that could affect certain appearance things, but honestly looking at bone structure they are really similar. Since their appearances line up like this I genuinely believe that Kenric could be Mr. Forkle's original identity.
I originally believed that Magnate Leto was Mr. Forkle's true identity, especially because he is also stated to have piercing blue eyes; however, some things don't line for me with that. One of the many reasons people started assuming he
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Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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