A list of puns related to "Sever"
Itβs quite a peeling
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
They said it was grounds for termination.
He said "Well, you should probably avoid those places in the future."
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
Is it still considered a "beef"?
He got hijacked.
John saw a tornado out the window of Frankβs house and said to Frank
βJesus man! thatβs an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!β
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
βFor Fuckβs sake Frank which is the best cellar!?β
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
Heβs all right now
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
First one that comes to mind....
Someone took a fence.
It's a real mid-wife crisis!
They had to SeverNyah
Pump kin
But it was a fossil arm.
"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"
The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.
"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender reaches for some larger mugs, but as he places them next to the cups, it becomes obvious that even these will be too small for the pigs.
Seeing the man struggle to continue holding them, the bartender runs to the kitchen for help.
A cook emerges, holding several large measuring cups. "Sorry, I just used these to make a batch of cheese dip, but they're all yours!"
The man carefully plops each pig into its respective gooey yellow cup.
Arms exhausted, breathing heavily, he drops into a stool at the end of the bar, between his tiny friends and a beautiful girl.
He glances her way, gasping coyly. "Hey...I'm...Tom."
She smiles, having watched the whole ordeal. "Hi Tom, I'm Liz. And if you don't mind me asking..." she laughs, looking over his shoulder, "what was that all about?"
He glances back at the bar. "Yeah...sorry," he pants. "I wanted...to impress you, but...it turned out to be...a pretty cheesy...pig-cup line."
I know, it sounds a bit far-fetched.
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
Why
A hydrant.
I'm clean now
Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
I didnβt want them to make offense.
BBQ
Cannot believe Gaviscon
Guess it was an anonymous tip
I informed my wife that we had ourgrains
I was just expecting a shingle pallet
Experts say its the lack of fans.
So I went to the doctor the other day about a broken arm, I told him I broke it in several places.
He said donβt go to those places anymore
He had different kinds of jokes for each maiden, as he knew they each had different types of humor. Margaret was first, and the knight stood before her and tried out a new knock knock joke. A boy watching nearby asked his mother, "why did he tell her a knock knock joke?" The mother replied, "well sweetie that's because her husband used to always tell them, so she appreciates them more." Next was Priscilla, and as the knight stood before her he tried out the joke the court jester told him. "Why did the knight use a court jester joke?" Asked the boy. "Well sweetie that's because Priscilla isnt very bright and she wouldnt understand most other jokes." Finally it was Dawn's turn. The knight began his joke but the mother quickly covered the boys ears. "Why did you do that?" Asked the boy. "Because you are too young for the humor the knight uses on her, and the knight is always darkest before Dawn."
Eu-reek-a
Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
She became a reagent.
I walked into a substance abuse clinic for my second meeting yesterday. The doctor knew I had a severe crush on women super heros...today he told me the news.
"Sir I'm afraid it's dire, you need to be checked in immediately for your heroine addiction"
Will he / she be disoriented?
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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