Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Seven has "even" in it

It's odd

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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....

I find that odd !!

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Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.

When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!

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There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.

She's our longest serving employee.

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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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The twelve days of Jokemas, day seven

What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?

The Polar Expresso

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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece

I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.

My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."

Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."

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Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?

He had a Huit allergy.

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Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?

..one of them won't be Happy.

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We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three squared meals a day

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The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...

... One of them isnโ€™t Happy.

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A joke my daughter made back when she was seven

What did Olivia Newton John say to Santa Claus when she visited the North Pole?

"Let's get physicold."

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I stole seven crows yesterday.

Got away with murder.

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So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;

I've learned next to nothing.

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So I was reading the book "Caps For Sale" to my seven year old kid...

He looks at the peddler and goes, "wow, that guy really has a lot on his head!"

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My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

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When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...

I was seacht.

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How does a baby look something up?

They "Goo Goo" it.

[This joke provided courtesy of my seven-year old.]

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Yoda: Why was Five afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven ate

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Why did a pirate drop out of school early?

he had seven c's

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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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Why did the seed follow a German seven

Because he wanted to germinate!

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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared to face the reaper cushions.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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Seven has "even" in it.

That's odd.

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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a 'six offender'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thecomfortable
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Seven has even in it.

Thatโ€™s odd.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

'Cause he was a registered six offender

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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six, Seven Ate

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was an anti vaxxer ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven Eight.

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six, seven eight.

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I've already heard like seven cancer puns today...

If I hear tumor it's gonna benign

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