If an octopus is called an octopus because of its eight limbs, what would you call an octopus with only seven limbs?

An amputee.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender

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Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

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Why WASNโ€™T six afraid of seven?

Because seven ainโ€™t Nine!

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Why was six afraid of seven? (there is no punchline)

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but thereโ€™s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and thereโ€™s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, thereโ€™s a large limo line at the rental office, but heโ€™s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and thereโ€™s no punchline.

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My seven-year-old daughter came up with this joke. If itโ€™s not a new joke, my apologies, but it was a first time Iโ€™ve heard of it:

What goes after USA?

USB.

Edit: Thanks for the awards and the upvotes! My daughter is going to love this.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

7 was a well known 6 offender

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Most of you have probably heard of the seven P's, but how many have heard of the 6 N's?

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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As of today the seven dwarfs have been advised they can only meet in groups of six

One of them isnโ€™t Happy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. Do you know why seven are nine?

Because youโ€™re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.

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Why was nine afraid of seven?

Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.

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Why is six afraid of seven

Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)

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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?

Because 6 7 8.

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So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;

I've learned next to nothing.

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Friend: why is 6 scared of seven?

Me: around 0.3584

Friend: wait, what?

Me: Cos (789)

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The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...

... One of them isnโ€™t Happy.

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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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Why was six afraid of seven?

(In Australian accent) because seven was a registered six offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six-offender.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.

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Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)

not what you think

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I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.

He wasn't happy.

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In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them isn't Happy.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a "six" offender

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.

One of them is not Happy.

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Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.

Because Seven ate nein.

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We know why 6 is afraid of seven, but why did seven eat nine?

Because you need three squared meals a day

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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six, Seven Ate

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Why did was six afraid of seven?

Seven was a registered six offender.

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Yoda: Why was Five afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven ate

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six, seven eight.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

'Cause he was a registered six offender

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Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because Six Seven Eight.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Not what you were thinking! It's really because seven was a registered six offender...

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six-offender.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

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