A list of puns related to "Seven of Seven"
An amputee.
Because seven is a registered six offender
Because Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Because seven ainโt Nine!
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but thereโs a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and thereโs a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, thereโs a large limo line at the rental office, but heโs patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and thereโs no punchline.
What goes after USA?
USB.
Edit: Thanks for the awards and the upvotes! My daughter is going to love this.
7 was a well known 6 offender
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
One of them isnโt Happy
Because youโre supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.
Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
Because 6 7 8.
I've learned next to nothing.
Me: around 0.3584
Friend: wait, what?
Me: Cos (789)
... One of them isnโt Happy.
One of them isn't happy
(In Australian accent) because seven was a registered six offender
Because seven was a registered six-offender.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
not what you think
He wasn't happy.
One of them isn't Happy.
Because seven was a "six" offender
Because seven was a registered six offender.
One of them is not Happy.
Because Seven ate nein.
Because you need three squared meals a day
Because Six, Seven Ate
Seven was a registered six offender.
Because Six Seven ate
Because seven is a six offender.
Because six, seven eight.
'Cause he was a registered six offender
Because Six Seven Eight.
Not what you were thinking! It's really because seven was a registered six offender...
Because seven was a registered six-offender.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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