To the person who stole my selfie stick...

...You need to take a long look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I bought a selfie-stick

here's a photo of my daughter and me taken with it

http://i.imgur.com/In3hWXC.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PonyMamacrane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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Wife dad joked me so hard but didn't notice

We have to buy so much milk in our household because I'm such a serial dad joker. Amongst all my friends and family, even at my wedding, it was noted about my bad jokes. My wife of one week tolerates my humour, but doesn't ever attempt to play along with dad jokes or make any of her own. Point is - I'm not used to hearing her say one.

Today, sitting at a bar on our honeymoon I commented about how "these selfie sticks are becoming ridiculous. Everyone seems to have one now. It's stupid"... Only for her to reply with..."I know it's seriously getting out of hand".

I lost my shit and freaked out. She got scared cause she thought something bad happened...I'm like "did you seriously not just hear yourself. I'm not even mad that was amazing".

She just rolled her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightingrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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To the person who stole my selfie stick,..

I hope you’re taking a long look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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To the person who stole my selfie stick..

I hope you are taking a long hard look at yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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