A squid seaman cried helplessly:

"I've lost my ten tackles!"

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👤︎ u/Srayel
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

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👤︎ u/amart612
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/Birdman27
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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A young-looking sea captain comes on deck to greet his crew for the first time and one man blurted out by accident, "He's a baby!"

The captain responded, "No shit, I used to be a seaman."

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👤︎ u/blekais
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Ew, There's Whale Semen All Over My Screen!
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