What do you call a Shia LeBeouf impersonator with a 5 o’clock shadow?

Shia LeScruff

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👤︎ u/Jhams3
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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[Request] Need dad-quality puns!

Hello fathers and fellow lovers of dadjokes! I am in need of your collective wit. You see, my friends did not get the hint that it was a bad idea to do this last time, and yet have foolishly asked me to house sit for them again. I've decided to prank them again (because I'm a wonderful friend), and this time I am turning their house into a house of puns. I need puns I can practically make. Here are a couple examples:

"While you guys were out I think your milk went bad..." draw on milk carton a bandanna, scruff, and a gun tucked into its logo

Move any of their jars in front of their bedroom door.

A map starting from their router.

Things like that. They have a pool, two labs, but otherwise have a pretty standard living arrangement. However, I don't want to mess with their computers as their occupations have some sensitive materials on them.

I struggled with what sub to reach out too with this post, so thank you all who reddit. You're fantastic folk, the lot of you!

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📅︎ Apr 04 2016
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Best joke i've made so far

So I'm over at this girls place and she wasn't too fond of my scruff at first as its kinda rough to kiss with (for her). The next morning when I woke up she said:

"Your beard is kinda growing on me"

Me: "It's growing on me too!"

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👤︎ u/mHo2
📅︎ Oct 25 2014
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