Do You Have Schindler’s Courage? -- Ask yourself if you could resist indoctrination that demonized an ethnic group using historical narrative. amgreatness.com/2021/10/1…
πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/guanaco55
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
🚨︎ report
Michael Nilles, CDO of Schindler Group, CEO of Schindler Digital Business AG, joined the Advisory Board of IOTA Foundation
πŸ‘︎ 415
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
🚨︎ report
IOTA (MIOTA) Partners With Multinational Schindler Group 5/8/18 ethereumworldnews.com/iot…
πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jamra27
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
🚨︎ report
TIL that Steven Spielberg visited Castlemont High School shortly after a group of students laughed during a screening of "Schindler's List". nytimes.com/1994/04/13/us…
πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelcitizen98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Black activist who took over neo-Nazi group plans to stream Schindler's list archive.is/N8lSK
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PraiseTheSuun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
🚨︎ report
TIL Slovak filmmaker Juraj Herz wanted to sue Steven Spielberg for Schindler's List but he couldn't come up with the money to fund it. According to him, the scene where a group of women confuse a shower for a gas chamber was taken direct from his own The Night Overtake Me (1986) shot for shot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch…
πŸ‘︎ 76
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/billytheold
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
🚨︎ report
TIL that the world's second largest manufacturer of elevators is called "Schindler Group." That's right "Schindler's Lifts"... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sch…
πŸ‘︎ 127
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ch00f
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2010
🚨︎ report
The Shadow’s New Tint | The Swastika’s Shadow

After nearly five years of declining health, on January 13th, 1972, the 79-year-old FΓΌhrer, Hermann GΓΆring, finally succumbed to the illnesses that had been caused by his extensive use of drugs before he got clean in the β€˜50s. Of course, none of that was known by the general populace, and it was declared that the FΓΌhrer had died β€œsuddenly from natural causes.” But to those in the Party & Government, this had been expected for quite a while, and various players had already crafted their own plans that were to be put into motion after his death. Despite the cover up, suspicions had been raised after ReichsfΓΌhrer-SS Reinhard Heydrich began to spend a significant part of the last year in Berlin, a sure sign that trouble was brewing.

Photograph from the State Funeral of FΓΌhrer Hermann GΓΆring

It didn’t take long for the first moves to be put into action. On the January 20th, just two hours after GΓΆring’s State Funeral ended, all of the televisions & radios began to broadcast the same message, that an Emergency Government had been formed under the leadership of the SS. Despite the Schutzstaffel’s transformation after GΓΆring’s takeover from a paramilitary into an intelligence agency/secret police force, Heydrich had ensured that he had a secret corps of elite β€œpacifiers” to be used in β€œtimes of great public disturbance.” It was this group that began to lock down the streets of Berlin. But while Heydrich was securing the Capital, the rest of the country was not so easily cowed. With the assistance of Generalfeldmarschall Hans Speidel, Chief of the General Staff of the German Army High Command; Deputy FΓΌhrer Franz Josef Strauss, Minister of Foreign Affairs Gerhard SchrΓΆder, and Minister of the Interior Oskar Schindler were taken out of the capital before they could be detained, while Minister of Economics Hermann Josef Abs, with the support of Minister of War Arndt Krupp von Bohlen und Halbach, had already boarded a plane to the Ruhr, where he was trying to gather support from the remaining corporate conglomerates for his own bid for the Office of FΓΌhrer. Meanwhile, Minister of Reich Architecture Albert Speer, one of the last surviving members of Hitler’s inner circle, surprisingly rendezvoused with Strauss, seemingly in a show of support for him to succeed GΓΆring. With the three main contenders now racing to shore up supp

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/History_Geek123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
🚨︎ report
Humanity has fallen

Historical Log of broadcasts during the Tamid Years...

Year 2072 - December 5th, 11:11 AM

General Lukas kneeled before Ta'Goarx, the general had a plasma collar around his throat and Ta'Goarx gripped its control ring in his massive hand.

The scene was being displayed on screens around all that was once the human worlds as the twelve foot Tamids with their probability-disruption rifles marched through the streets.

"Tell them humans are conquered so they know."

"The general looked to humanity, defeat written across his face, but a glint in his eye "Like Norway fell to Nazi Germany, like India fell to British rule, like the French poor fell to the powerful French nobles, Like Rome defeated the Barbarians, today, humanity has fallen, and we must be loyal to them, we are now subservient, much like Schindler and the French to the Third Reich. Like the Martian Musk Kingdom, I pray that my fellow humans do not sacrifice themselves in vain."

With that, the plasma collar super-heated, instantly severing the general's neck from his head. Ta'Goarx looked to the camera, "Do you hear that humanity? From now on, we are in charge, and you serve us. That is all."

Year 2072 - December 5th, 11:15 AM

"Wikipedia's servers have crashed all across the Sol system due to heavy traffic, they should be back up in an hour."

Year 2073 - March 18th, 2:43 PM

"News Report, Earth, this is Amy Sanders. Our glorious leader, Ta'Goarx, and the Tamid empire lost another battle on the front of the inner Orion Spur. Even though they have shared schematics with us, we must all do our part, much like the Norwegian factories in World War 2, the Tamids need our renewed efforts. Earth is an important staging ground for this. They realize our factories are low quality compared to theirs, and not all weapons produced will work right. They have heard our requests, and they are streamlining our shipping routes and space industry to ensure improved quality. In unrelated news, a Tamid Sergent near the front lines was killed today when some faulty ordinance went off in his bunk."

Year 2073 - June 29th, 7:27 PM

"News Report, Pluto, this is Julia Cristof. Quality of supplies continue to drop for the Glorious Tamid war effort. Experts are citing a lack of compatibility between Human production methods and Tamid production methods. Tamid factories will be producing Human-standard parts for the next solar year in order to rectify this. In other news, a front lines regiment of pr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 790
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/starfyredragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
🚨︎ report
SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
🚨︎ report
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/snc8698
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
🚨︎ report
What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

πŸ‘︎ 12k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
🚨︎ report
I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
🚨︎ report
Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
🚨︎ report
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
🚨︎ report
I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
🚨︎ report
Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
🚨︎ report
So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
🚨︎ report
Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
🚨︎ report
.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremePalash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
🚨︎ report
French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

πŸ‘︎ 14k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
🚨︎ report
Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
🚨︎ report
When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
🚨︎ report
You've been hit by
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
🚨︎ report
Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

πŸ‘︎ 12k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannheimd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
🚨︎ report
My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
🚨︎ report
I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
🚨︎ report
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘︎ 20k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
🚨︎ report
What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
🚨︎ report
A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SolicitedTitPics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
🚨︎ report
My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
🚨︎ report
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
🚨︎ report
Argument at family dinner...
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottPowell567
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2022
🚨︎ report
I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
🚨︎ report
Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
🚨︎ report
What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
🚨︎ report
My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
🚨︎ report
So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
🚨︎ report
No gains
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
🚨︎ report
I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
🚨︎ report
How eggs-traordinary
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
🚨︎ report
Duckduckgo
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/findmebatman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
🚨︎ report
What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.