I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
The next couple of episodes of Shaman King (2021) will drop fairly soon on Netflix next month and more are set to come and once they drop we will get more new voice actors (returning and new) to voice these new characters.
As VSI Los Angeles is the recording studio doing the dub, I expect we may see voice actors that have previously worked with Hermes Baroli (the voice director of the Shaman King 2021 dub) and those that have made frequent appearances in the VSI anime & Live-Action dubs respectively along with some cast reprisals from 4Kids dub of the 2001 Shaman King.
So with that, here is my Dream Cast with the remaining cast covered in spoilers as the episodes have yet to come out in most Netflix markets (including the US) outside Japan:
- Lyserg Diethel: >!Erica Schroeder (reprisal)!<
- Chocolove McDonnell: >!Zeno Robinson,!< >!Ogie Banks!< or >!AJ Beckles!<
Hao's Followers
- Peyote Diaz: >!Ray Chase!<, >!Bernardo de Paula!<, >!Sean Rohani!<, >!Bill Rogers!<, >!Andres Paul Ramacho!< or >!Sean Burgos!<
- Hang Zang-Ching: >!Kyle Hebert!<, >!Jason Marnocha!<, >!Greg Chun!<, >!Bill Rogers!<, >!Christopher Swindle!<, >!Matthew David Rudd!<, or >!Oliver Wyman (reprisal)!<
- Mohamed Tabarsi (Turbine): >!Robbie Daymond!<, >!Ryan Colt Levy!<, >!Rama Vallury!<, or >!Oliver Wyman (reprisal)!<
- "Big Guy" Bill Burton: >!Christopher Swindle!<, >!Jason Marnocha!<, >!Bill Rogers!<, >!Kyle Hebert!<, >!David Sobolov!<, >!Brook Chalmers!< or >!Sean Burgos!<
- Kanna Bismarch: >!Allegra Clark!<, >!Erin Yvette!<, >!Kayli Mills!<, >!Morgan Berry!<, >!Melanie Minichino!<, >!Brittany Cox!<, >!Laura Post!<,>!Rebecca Larsen!<, >!Kira Buckland!<, >!Dawn M. Bennett!< or >!Brigitte Kali!<
- Marion Phauna: >!Carrie Keranen (reprisal)!<, >!Stephanie Sheh!<, >!Cassandra Lee Morris!<,>!Laura Post!<, or >!Rebecca Larsen!<
- Boris Tepes Dracula: >!Kyle Hebert!<
- Kouji Yamada (Damayaji): >!James Carter Cathcart (reprisal)!<
- Opacho: >!Anairis Quinones!<, >!Kimberly Woods!<, >!G.K. Bowes!<, >!Mela Lee!<, >!Ryan Bartley!< or >!Tara Sands (reprisal)!<
- Luchist Lasso: >!Doug Erholtz!<, >!Trevor Devall!<, >!William Salyers!<, >!David
Up-To-Date as of November 2, 2021
November 3, 2021
NEEDTOBREATHE: Into The Mystery (Documentary/With: NEEDTOBREATHE, ear Rinehart, Seth Bolt, Josh Lovelace/1 hr 5 min/Greenwich Entertainent/d:/Limimited)
November 5, 2021
Eternals (Fantasy/Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Barry Keoghan, Salma Hayek/PG-13/2 hr 37 min/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/Chloé Zhao/Wide)
The Beta Test (Horror/With: Jim Cummings, Virginia Newcomb, PJ McCabe, Kevin Changaris/1 hr 33 min/IFC Films/Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe/Limited)
Spencer (Biography/WIth: Kristen Stewart, Jack Farthing, Timothy Spall, Sally Hawkins/R/1 hr 51 min/NEON/d: Pablo Larrain/Limited)
Love It Was Not (Documentary/With: Helena Citron, Roza Citron, Frank Wunsch/1 hr 26 min/Greenwich Entertainment/d: Maya Sarfaty/Limied)
Hell Hath No Fury (Acton/With: Alina Andrei, Nina Bergman, ndrw Bering, Daniel Bernhardt/R/1 hr 34 min/Well Go USA Entertainment/d: Jesse V. Johnson/Limited)
Sooryavanshi (Action/With: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Ajay Devgn, Raneer Singh/2 hr 25 min/Reliance Entertainment/d: Rohit Shetty/ Limited)
Mark, Mary & Some Other People (Comedy/With: Ben Rosenfield, Hayley Law, Nik Dodani, Matt Shively/1 hr 30 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Hannah MarksLimited)
Lantern’s Lane (Horror/With: Brooke Butler, Sydney Carvill, Ashley Doris, Andy Cohen/1 hr 35 min/Vertical Entertainment/d: Justin LaReau/Limited)
November 10, 2021
Clifford The Big Red Dog (Live-Action-Animated/With: Darby Camp, Jack Whitehall, Izaac Wang, John Cleese/1 hr 37 min/PG/Paramount Pictures/d: Walt Becker/Wide)
Uppercase Print (Drama/With: Serban Lazarovici, Bogdan Zamfir, Ioana Iacob, Serban Pavlu/2 hr 8 min/Big World Pictures/d: Radu Jude/Limited)
November 12, 2021
Belfast (Drama/Caitriona Balfe, Jamie Dornan, Ciarán Hinds, Judi Dench/1 hr 37 min/Focus Features/d: Kenneth Branagh/Wide)
Love Is Love Is Love (RomCom/With: Rosanna Arquette, Justin Ashforth, Kathy Baker, Marshall Bell/1 hr 31 min/Blue Fox Entertainment/d: Eleanor Coppola/Limited)
tick, tick...BOOM (Musical/With: Andrew G
... keep reading on reddit ➡Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
