A list of puns related to "Salt in the Bible"
If i told a Christian ,for example, how bible glorifies rape in some (by some i mean many) instances, theyd say im lying but in reality, there is so many parts praising and encouraging it.
Religion is helluva drug, kids
For instance, when I was watching the Bible Project, I realized the Epistle to the Romans was written at the time when the Jews returned to Rome after once being evicted by the Roman emperor, and there were arguments between the Jews and Gentiles about whether to keep certain Moses's law. I am really mesmerized by this sort of knowledge and wondering how I can get more. What are some books I can read to know more? Thank you so much!
Sega Genesis.
Christians got the Bibleβs autographed by the man guilty of all the deadly sins while a casino was paying for the funeral costs of the victims.
As the Bible says, you shall know them by their fruits.
EDIT: The Poarch Band of Creek Indians owns and operate the following casinos: Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Atmore; Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Wetumpka; and, Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Montgomery. Tip of the hat to the Native tribes who used their Casino wealth to act more Christian than the Christians in a time of need.
I guess you can call me an eightheist
The top arguments people use to support the existence of Jesus are:
There are a large collection of stories written by independent authors that mention Jesus.
There are some provable geographical and historical places and events listed in the Bible.
The stories are consistent in their narrative, even when written by different authors.
Now let's look at Harry Potter.
There's a large collection of "fan fiction" written by independent authors that mention Harry Potter and many of the other characters.
There are some provable geographical and historical places and events listed in the Harry Potter series.
The stories are consistent in their narrative, even when written by different authors.
Of course we know that Harry Potter is fictional because many of us were alive during the time the books were written and even during the time when the books are supposed to have taken place. But what would stop people in the future from believing them as (pun-intended) gospel?
Hebrews
Ocationally i would be told the moonlanding was fake because" god made man unable to leave earth " i once pointed out planes existed and were told that an ANGEL came from god and taught the secret of flight to the wright brothers because mankind was deemed reformed enough to know the secret.
I apologize if my English is off. This is my second language
I practice Buddhism.
####Projected Starting Lineups
##TOR
PG - Kyle Lowry
SG - Norman Powell
SF - OG Anunoby
PF - Pascal Siakam
C - Serge Ibaka
##UTA
PG - Mike Conley
SG - Donovan Mitchell
SF - Bojan Bogdanovic
PF - Royce O'Neale
C - Rudy Gobert
Spread: -5.5 UTA | Line: -220 UTA
ESPN: UTA 60% | 538: UTA 67%
Just happened:
Sort of sketchy people come in asking for a weekly rate:
Characters (appropriately named because they smoke a lot)
Mom: Chimney
Daughter: Ash
Old man: Mr. Soot
collectively βWow this is a nice place so cute!β
Ash: βI want to stay here!β
Chimney: βI donβt want to stay at the other place, those Indians donβt know how to run a hotel.β
Mr Soot: βAlright girls. Do you take check?β
Me: βYes absolutely. I will just need a $100 SD with it.β
Mr. Soot: βIβm not sure my deposit has hit yet. It will probably decline my card.β
It does.
Me: βSorry sir, but I do still need a SD.β
says heβs going to the bank to get cash and usually thatβs code for nvm not coming back.
They do come back. Mr. Soot comes in my office to check in. He reluctantly hands me his drivers license, writes the check, and gives me the $100. I double check that he knows we donβt allow smoking in the rooms and I have him sign the reg card.
Mr Soot: βThis place is just lovely. I canβt believe you guys take check!β
Me: βIt doesnβt happen often anymore but when it does we are ready for it.β
Mr Soot: βMost of these Indian hotels here are awful but this place is great and Indians always refuse checks...but I guess yβall donβt because this is American run.β
Me: (trying not to laugh) βActually sir, it IS ran by an American. Who just happens to be Indian as well! Here are your keys. Enjoy your stay.β
Mr Soots demeanor changes from approving to disappointed, he hesitates taking the keys and then just goes βoh.β
I could tell he was debating canceling the reservation..
My boss and his family are amazing so every time someone says stuff like this to me it hurts.
Mr Soot: βThey have to walk all the way to the front door to smoke? Donβt you guys have balconies?β
Me: βSorry sir, those rooms are all full or they are being cleaned. Not sure how long that will take.β
They donβt deserve a balcony.
Trump last week: "I own the shutdown."
Trump this week: "It is a Democrat shutdown."
Bible contradictions, illustrated version: http://bibviz.com/
##Injury Report
(DAL) -
Dwight Powell is listed as OUT
Ryan Broekhoff is listed as OUT
(UTA) -
##Last time these two teams met
2/23/19 Jazz defeat Mavericks 125-109 in Salt Lake City. Both Ricky Rubio and Donovan Mitchell put up 25 points on 8-14 shooting. Rubio added 5 assists and 4 rebounds, Donovan 6 assists and 8 rebounds. Dirk Nowitzki put up 15 points in his final game against the Jazz.
##Changes since last season
(DAL) -
Dirk Nowitzki retires.
Trey Burke, Devin Harris, and Salah Mejri all free agents not re-signed.
Delon Wright acquired via Grizzlies in exchange for picks.
Kristaps Porzingis, Dorian Finney-Smith, Seth Curry, Maxi Kleber, Boban Marjanovic, and Isaiah Roby all sign multi-year contracts.
JJ Barea signs one year contract.
(UTA) -
##Projected Starting Lineups
###DAL -
PG - Luka Doncic
SG - Seth Curry
SF - Tim Hardaway Jr.
PF - Dorian Finney-Smith
C - Kristaps Porzingis
###UTA -
PG - Donovan Mitchell
SG - Joe Ingles
SF - Bojan Bogdanovic
PF - Royce O'Neale
C - Rudy Gobert
Jazz enter this game with a spread of -4.5 and a line of -200.
Predictions - ESPN - UTA 62% | 538 - 67%
####Projected Starting Lineups
##PHX
PG - Ricky Rubio
SG - Devin Booker
SF - Kelly Oubre Jr
PF - Mikal Bridges
C - Deandre Ayton
##UTA
PG - Mike Conley
SG - Donovan Mitchell
SF - Joe Ingles
PF - Bojan Bogdanovic
C - Rudy Gobert
Spread: -8 UTA | Line: -370 UTA
ESPN: UTA 79% | 538: UTA 78%
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