I salivate uncontrollably whenever I see fruit, cream and meringue...

It's a Pavlovian response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamilshymn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Vet: Are you here about your dog’s salivation issues?

Me: No, I’m sure he’s going to heaven. Can you fix his excessive slobbering?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and SchrΓΆdinger’s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colemacgrath2009
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why was Pavlov's hair soft?

Because he conditioned it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidRadicchio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Don't you love it when it's a hot summer day and you take a drink of water? Your mouth feels like it's finally reach salvation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masonlevyofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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There should be a store to donate your spit.

It would be called the Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chernoobyl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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What do you call drooling people who ring the bells outside of stores during the Holidays?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NyteCreatrix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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