After the explosive success of F9 in the Fast And Furious saga, another installment has been announced.

It's called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt

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The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction

Ask Quarantine Tarantino.

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Just another example in the continuing saga of "sad examples of my fathers free time".

I get texts like this often

My dad sends my whole family his mini movies

"Written, voice & Directed by me. Moon played your mother."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbvF-nX9YQ

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The 'Trapped in the Closet' saga is my absolute weakness....

I guess you could say.... It's my R. Kelly's heel.

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My girlfriend has a bad habit of bashing the food items I buy at the grocery store...

Spent two hours at the grocery store getting a ton of food so she didn't have to make the trip. What do I get in return?

Text from GF: "This bread sticks to my teeth a lot"

My response: "DOUGH!"

GF: "Ha...... Ha...."

me: "I was hoping you'd LOAF that"

GF: "Where's the cheese emoticon?"

me: "WHEAT a second, I'll try & find one"

GF: "I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head"

me: "No cheese emoticon... CHIBATTA call Apple & tell em to get on that".

me: "Will butter do instead? Cuz I'm on a ROLL"

No further response... will update if saga continues.

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