Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama

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If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayserchan13
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A dyslexic man goes for an STI exam.

"I don't want to fail, so where's my chair?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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β€œThe results came back, I have an STI.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYes, I’m positive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riggaberto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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When dad died he left me his Subaru.

It was his final Legacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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The 5 signs of laziness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daugarten
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The doctor told me I had one year to live

And that was a year ago, yet I'm sti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Can anyone think of any pig related film puns?

So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.

It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!

Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevinBaconStarsIn
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My Dad joke today

Team member: "I think I've got a sty. I checked in the toilet but I couldn't see anything"

Me: "You'd be able to see better if you look in the mirror"

Cue rolling of eyes.

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