There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”

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👤︎ u/SandyHoey
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Got my wife while traveling in SF...

After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.

Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown

I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.

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👤︎ u/partyeh
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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My brother said this about AT&T park (SF Giants baseball field)

Brother: Why is AT&T park the coldest park?

Me: Why?

Brother: Because in every seat there's a Giant fan.

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📅︎ Dec 29 2013
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Parent Got jokes and Everything

Me, to my dad, regarding potential blackouts in the SF Bay Area: Are any blackouts planned for your neighborhood?

My dad, to me: Probably, but we are in the dark about it.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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[Meta] A survey about dad jokes

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc5GCRPiUXFzxgaJi5xIoDxiJ6LOJOvcyJ3bWXxXgJBWsWCOw/viewform?usp=sf_link

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📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Texting lunch plans w/ Dad while I'm in a meeting, when suddenly...
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👤︎ u/dtsjr
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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I think Big Steve might be a dad.

http://imgur.com/CULsmSF

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📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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