A list of puns related to "Running stitch"
When I was in college, I was riding my bicycle and got hit by a car. I had to get some stitches and my nose re-broken, but nothing too serious. When I got out, I called my dad and told him...
>Me: I got hit by a car today...
>Dad: Holy &^%$, are you okay?
>Me: I'm okay, just a little run down.
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