A Police officer called Roxanne told me how to social distance,
She said "don't stand, don't stand so close to me"
I adopted a goat for my son called Roxanne.
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.
One night I got pulled over. The cop walked up to my window and said “do you have a police record, sir?” I said:
Roxanne...
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I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
Another great example of puns getting a man hired
A mate and I were at a bar one night, when...
... half a dozen mean-looking tough and muscly guys approached us. The biggest of them said to me in a rough voice, "You're at our table. Get lost. Now."
My mate whispered to me, "Just pretend we're the police".
I thought this was a great idea. But >!I only got halfway through the first line of "Roxanne" before they started beating the crap out of us!<
