Why did Alan Turing have uniform body density?
Cuz he was homogenius.
I think Alan Tudyk's latest tweet belongs here
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic
Driving past Alan Shepard's childhood house when Dad strikes.
Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.
My friend was at a conference this summer where Alan Bean (4th man on the moon) was the keynote speaker...
I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"
What did the shark have for breakfast?
Alan Rickman
Who is the most useful man
Alan Key
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter
Son: Thanks dad!
Dad: No problem Alan.
My dads recent play on words
Me (Lexi): Iβm so excited with these wedding photos. I canβt wait to start on making an album for them,
Dad (Alan): You canβt do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. Youβre name isnβt Al.
How many miles to the Moon?
Zero. We had a Neil, a Buzz an Alan and nine other guys but no Miles.
My husband and I were making dinner, and I asked him what I should cook the collards in.
He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".
