Alane Puns

But he sure is missing a lot of keys.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

Cuz he was homogenius.

Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

Alan Key

Alan Rickman

Dad: Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter

Son: Thanks dad!

Dad: No problem Alan.

Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.

Zero. We had a Neil, a Buzz an Alan and nine other guys but no Miles.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.