Red Snapper Jules

My dad nailed this dad joke yesterday when I told him I was going to hang out with my friends.

Dad: Which friends?

Me: Sam and George

Dad: Salmon George? That's a weird nickname.. What does he call you? Red Snapper Jules??

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📅︎ May 10 2014
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While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they’re dead."

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📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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