After years of searching for resources all over the internet, I have decided to try and make my own all-in-one settlement building guide and template. This is an amalgamation of 4 years of DMing knowledge, countless online forums, and bits and bobs from a million different D&D inspirations over time. Hopefully it's an enjoyable, thought-provoking read as well as a great resource for your world building needs.
Special thanks to u/World_of_Ideas for their epic post from 4 years ago that still comes up in Google search as a top result because it's so ridiculously awesome. I've used it so many times over the years, and I'm happy to be able to give it credit today. My list of buildings wouldn't be nearly as complete if it weren't for this fantastic post.
Special thanks to Guy from How to be a Great GM, because his videos have helped me get to a point where I'm confident enough to contribute to this community. He has put so much thought and effort into the intricacies and minutia that go into world building. He truly is a master of the craft.
And special thanks to DnDSpeak.com for this amazing list that I've used about a thousand times over the years.
This was specifically designed for Notion as a template, but I've copied, pasted, and reformatted it here so anyone can use it. Honestly though, if you're a DM and you haven't tried Notion... goddamn, you're gonna love it. It's free to use and it'll change the way you organize your campaign data. If you already have an account, here is the link to download the template. Naturally, it's a heck of a lot prettier and much better formatted there. If you don't have an account, just copy and paste everything below this paragraph and toss it into whatever text editor you feel like using. Or you can use [this link](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-bOZKEDt0-xOEpsUoAJbCgwMYkUCnqY9nMiEQQqC4QY/edit?usp=sh
... keep reading on reddit ➡Carrie Johnson, wife of UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, announced today that their newborn daughter is named Romy Iris Charlotte. Their first child together is Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas.
From the article: "Romy after my aunt, Rosemary. Iris from the Greek, meaning rainbow. Charlotte [after] Boris' late mum whom we miss so much."
I was under the impression this name was pronounced ROM-ee but in looking it up to prove to my mother that it's a real name I see it may be pronounced ROW-mee? (Row as in rhymes with tie a bow) I like that far less than ROM-ee.
Iris and Charlotte I would have put the other way around, as the S of Iris goes into the SH sound of Charlotte too much, I think.
Carrie previously announced a miscarriage so I'm assuming by specifically using Iris in reference to the rainbow this is a nod to Romy being a rainbow baby.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I apologize for the delay, I started the seasonal holiday list the first week of November and I originally had plans of doing weekly holiday post updates but I quickly became too overwhelmed.
But since it's already the end of the season, let's just have a discussion about all things holiday seasonal! Which seasonal products are your favorites? Which do you wish were available year-round?
Please leave a comment if you've seen another seasonal item that's not listed here.
And please upvote this post if you find the monthly product list megathreads helpful to you. 😊
New for December 2021 (note: some might have shown up end of November, many are most likely seasonal), YMMV:
- Barebells Plant Based Protein Bar - Hazelnut & Nougat
- Barebells Plant Based Protein Bar - Salty Peanut
- BBQ Teriyaki Chicken - NOT new, but new packaging
- Blueberry Muffin Mix
- Boneless Center Cut Beef Tenderloin for Chateaubriand
- Butter Croissants (Bakery) - are these in all regions now?
- Cacio E Pepe Puffs (Cheese & Pepper Corn & Rice Snacks)
- Campfire Coffee Co. Summer Camp Whole Bean Coffee - $9.99 (only available in PNW region)
- Caramel Coffee Cashews (not new, but different packaging than 2020 - tin instead of bag)
- Chhurpi Dog Chew - Dried Himalayan Cheese Dog Treats - $4.99
- Chocolate Croissants (Bakery) - are these in all regions now?
- Dressed Up Mango (Dark Chocolate Dipped Sweetened Dried Mango)
- Farm Raised Fully Cooked Skin-On Salmon Fillet
- Felted Wool Trivet (round)
- French Yellow Haricot Beans - $2.99, YMMV
- Gran Capitan Reserva Anejo Hard Sheep and Cow Milk Cheese - $13.99/lb.
- Green & Red Hatch Chile Flakes
- Impossible Chicken Nuggets made from plants - $6.49
- Kentucky Straight Bourbon Cream Liqueur
- Mini Chocolate Chip Pancake & Waffle Mix - $3.69
- Mini Foliage in Moose - $4.99
- Olive Wood Cheese Tray & Serving Board - $24.99
- Organic Chunky Homestyle Guacamole
- Organic Fusilli Corti Bucati Pasta - $1.99
- Organic Rolled Oats with Ancient Grains & Seeds - $4.49
- Porcini Boneless Beef Loin Roast (seasonal) - $14.99/lb.
- Root Vegetable Fries (frozen) - $3.99
- Unbleached Artisan Bread Flour (limited) - $3.99
- Think! Keto Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Protein Bars
- Vegan Buttery Spread - A Butter Alternative - $3.99
- Vegan Chewy Chunky Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (NOT new, but new packaging)
- Wood Reed Flowers
Alcoholic Beverages:
- Chocolate Babka Pastry Stout
- Cocoa Cream Liqueur
- Cold Brew Coffee &am
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
The doctor says it terminal.
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
This one... is really long, I think my longest chapter yet. It clocks in at 5.5k words or about 21ish pages give or take how you do word page count.
A sliver of dawn's light pushed its way through a gap within closed shutters, falling into Thyme's room, a gentle blue glow. As if he noticed, Thyme Ingerson woke, stirring himself up from his bed, Nightslick resting next to him. The dragonling curled up like a cat. "Morning, bud," Thyme said, patting the dragonling's head, who yawned back, opening his mouth wide. Thyme chuckled. Cute as ever, huh?
Nightslick's voice echoed in Thyme's head as the dragonling's eyes drooped down. Tired... Need sleep.
Mischief twinkled in Thyme's eyes as he noticed the smell of warm bread wafting its way up from the kitchen. "Oh... Are you sure about that Nightslick? Don't want to miss breakfast, do you?"
The dragonling's eyelids shot open, alertness on the dragonling's face. Food where?
Thyme laughed. "Come on, I'll show you." And so the two of them headed down to the kitchen, Nightslick on Thyme's shoulder, the stairs creaking as they trekked down them.
Dawn's light poured in from open shutters, touching everything from the kitchen to the table to the front door, and Thyme heard his mother humming a tune. "Well, you're up early," she said, peeking out from the kitchen. Rebecca was already sitting at the table, thumbing through one of Thyme's books. She looked up to give Thyme a wave, only to bury herself back into the book. But Thyme still noticed the quick glances she gave Nightslick.
Thyme gave a joyful nod as he moved to the kitchen, noticing a plate of bread rolls and a knob of butter next to it. He stole a roll, ripping it open. "Got a lot to do today," he said, smearing butter on both sides. He munched down on the piece as he handed the other end to Nightslick, who scarfed it down as if the dragonling had never known food.
More? Nightslick asked, and Thyme handed over his piece, grabbing a new roll.
His mother eyed him and Nightslick. "Wonderful, now I have two growing mouths to feed. Good thing you two are heading to the Free Cities, right?"
Thyme smeared butter on the new piece, hiding his smile. "You better watch out, mom, or else you'll have to deal with us longer than you expected."
His mother's gaze narrowed on him. "What's that supposed to mean, Thyme?"
Thyme flashed a mischievous sm
... keep reading on reddit ➡but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
