What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?

A fast food restaurant chain of course!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Ronald McDonald was lonely.

So God made a woman for him from his McRib.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did Ronald Reagan’s wife say when he asked her if she wanted a new herb garden?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avian_mojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballroomaddict
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What does Ronald McDonald say before sex?

Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach

He has seasame seed buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommymason52
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?

Phil A. of Phish

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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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Why did Ronald McDonald hold his nose?

Because Burger Kind laid a whopper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Everton sack Ronald koeman

Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.

In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2015
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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Told this to my wife today

Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?

Her: (sigh) What??

Me: He McGrrrrs

Her: (groan) please stop......

Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)

Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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So remember the Star Wars project that Reagen pushed back in the 80's?

... Designers at Raytheon really missed a marketing opportunity. They could've had the worlds first Ronald Raygun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graywolf0026
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captbodgers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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What does McDonald's and the Republican Party have in common?

"Ronald Mitt Donald"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlbreddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Had a gem about the dog today.

Flatmate: Ah! Ronald [the dog] gets so smelly after he sweats! I didn't even know dogs had pores! I thought they sweat by panting or something!

Me: What are you talking about!? Their paws are on the bottom of their legs!

heavy groaning by everyone in the room

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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