18 Hilarious Ronald Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?

A fast food restaurant chain of course!

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👤︎ u/Hideandsheep

📅︎ Mar 24 2021

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Ronald McDonald was lonely.

So God made a woman for him from his McRib.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Jan 26 2021

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What did Ronald Reagan’s wife say when he asked her if she wanted a new herb garden?

Oh-Reagan-no!

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👤︎ u/Avian_mojo

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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👤︎ u/ballroomaddict

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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What does Ronald McDonald say before sex?

Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...Im Glovin' It!

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach

He has seasame seed buns

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👤︎ u/tommymason52

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?

Phil A. of Phish

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👤︎ u/WhyIsHeNotBannedYet

📅︎ Apr 09 2020

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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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👤︎ u/Magikarpus_Maximus

📅︎ Sep 30 2018

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Why did Ronald McDonald hold his nose?

Because Burger Kind laid a whopper

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews

📅︎ Nov 12 2018

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Everton sack Ronald koeman

Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.

In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"

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👤︎ u/PhilsomeFour

📅︎ Oct 23 2017

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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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👤︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go

📅︎ Jun 07 2015

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What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?

The CIEIO

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Aug 27 2020

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Told this to my wife today

Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?

Her: (sigh) What??

Me: He McGrrrrs

Her: (groan) please stop......

Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)

Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*

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👤︎ u/cneuf802

📅︎ Jan 28 2021

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So remember the Star Wars project that Reagen pushed back in the 80's?

... Designers at Raytheon really missed a marketing opportunity. They could've had the worlds first Ronald Raygun.

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👤︎ u/graywolf0026

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.

George Washwington
Leonarcrow da Vinci
Eagle Allen Poe
Harry S. Toucan
Teddy Dodosevelt
Charles Duckens
Octavian Owlgustus
Flysaac Newton
Benchicken Franklin
Gullysses S. Grant
Vincent Van Goose
John Lhawk
Charlecrane
Pengthoven
Nikquaila Tesla
Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
Charles Darwren
Rheasus Christ
Broodha
King Loony XIV
Nenepoleon Bonaparte
Mahootma Gandhi
Winstint Churchill
Genghis Swan
Pladove
Aleggsander the Great
Paul the Apostail
Lark Twain
Dante Aliturkey
Michelangswallow
Cardinal Marx
Albatross Lincoln
Robin E. Lee
Adolf Swiftler
Alextanager Hamilton
Ibis Presley
Ronald Raven
Arnestotle
Emuhammad
Sir Francis Beakon
Tchaikovskylark
Christfowler Columbus
Finchard Nixon
Henry VIII
Albert Einstork
Thomas Jayfferson
William Shrikespeare
Woodcock Wilson
King Chorioles I of England
Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/captbodgers

📅︎ Sep 21 2014

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What does McDonald's and the Republican Party have in common?

"Ronald Mitt Donald"

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👤︎ u/jlbreddit

📅︎ Dec 08 2016

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Had a gem about the dog today.

Flatmate: Ah! Ronald [the dog] gets so smelly after he sweats! I didn't even know dogs had pores! I thought they sweat by panting or something!

Me: What are you talking about!? Their paws are on the bottom of their legs!

heavy groaning by everyone in the room

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👤︎ u/jckmrshll

📅︎ Mar 11 2015

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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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👤︎ u/cheekycamo

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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