This is my attempt at capturing a small but important portion that is the legendary life of Ryan Kavanaugh. Considering that his 47th birthday is coming up on December 4th, I decided to do something special to celebrate his life and legacy. This semi-chronological timeline provides some of the most significant events in Ryan's life. The list is not in exact order, and it is not exhaustive; it simply lists notable events during specific years. I am only creating a compilation of events that have been previously reported in online articles, magazines, papers, websites, or databases. For legal reasons, I am not claiming anything presented below is factual. Instead, I am simply attempting to paraphrase events contained within the sources. Virtually all sources will be linked in the dates of the timeline. It is critical to note that the linked sources were not necessarily published on that date. The sources contain information about the date. Additionally, many events share sources, and I do not propose any legitimacy of the sources. Without further ado, I present to you:

The Ultimate Timeline of Crimes, Complaints, Lawsuits, Failures, and Shady Milestones of Ryan Kavanaugh.

• 1974 - Ryan Colin Kavanaugh is born!

• 1997 - Ryan cofounded Precash, a superior service called PayPal came out one year later and stomped Precash into obscurity.

• 1994-2003 - At some point during his 20s, Ryan had his first failed marriage, ending in divorce.

• 2001 - Ryan loses over 1 million dollars in trading.

• 2001 - Ryan's venture capital firm collapses.

• 2001 - Ryan settles with upset investor Edward Czuker.

• 2001 - Ryan settles with investor Jon Peters who threatened a lawsuit.

• 2002 - Investor Michael Sitrick wins a 7.7 million dollar judgment against Ryan.

• 2002 - Ryan had to borrow 162 dollars from his parents for moving expenses.

• 2006 - Ryan ar

Do your worst!

Last week, I invested in $SOS - A bitcoin mining company. While doing some DD on it, I researched other mining companies and I came across a connection with the SPAC $YAC and Blockcap (the largest mining company in North America). It was enough for me to take a position in YAC.

YAC - https://www.yucaipayac.com

Stock: $10.70 Warrants: $1.90

Potential target: Blockcap - Largest Bitcoin mining company in North America - “The third quarter of 2020 saw Blockcap mine 425 Bitcoin whilst rival Riot Blockchain, Inc. (NASDAQ: RIOT) reported 222 Bitcoins mined during the same period.” SOURCE: https://www.financemagnates.com/cryptocurrency/news/blockcap-inc-created-to-form-massive-crypto-mining-entity-in-us/

RIOT stock is up 400+% YTD. The market cap has SURGED and now stands at over $5 Billion!

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Blockcap just announced on 2/17/2020 that they doubled mining capacity: https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210217005826/en/Major-North-American-Bitcoin-Miner-Blockcap-to-Double-Hashing-Power

Obviously, with the bitcoin price surge comes a higher valuation for the bitcoin mining companies. Many believe bitcoin will hit $100,000+ within next 12 months.

Blockcap website: https://www.blockcap.com/ - They post daily mining stats on the site:

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YAC and Blockcap - The Connection: In Feb 2021, BlockCap added a new director. Her name: Christel Sicé

SOURCE: https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210209005875/en/Massive-North-American-Bitcoin-Mining-Operator-Blockcap-Announces-C-Level-Management-Team-Key-Directors

She has a long track record in finance and mergers. She also worked for the Yucaipa companies for 10+ years and is currently on the board of the SPAC: YAC

SOURCE: [https://www.yucaipayac.com/team/default.aspx]

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Buenosdillas

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678