This is my first Primavera so maybe I’m behind on all this. But it seems like the festival has grown extremely fast.
In 2020 there was supposed to be three destinations (Barcelona, Porto, LA) and now it doubled to six. Barcelona also added a second weekend.
Does this growth surprise anyone else? I haven’t seen anything like this in the festival world (not to mention two years of no revenue).
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
- Billionaire Ron Burkle gave $200,000 to Democratic candidate for VA governor
- Terry McAuliffe holds a narrow lead over Glenn Youngkin in much-watched race
- Burkle is a prolific Democratic donor who has attracted controversy for his jet setting lifestyle and social circle
- He invested in disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein's movies
- And his personal plane was nicknamed 'air f*** one' and the 'f*** jet,' according to reports
- His name also appeared in Jeffrey Epstein's infamous 'black book'
- Public campaign finance reports show he donated $100,000 to McAuliffe in September after a similar contribution last December
By ROB CRILLY, SENIOR U.S. POLITICAL REPORTER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM | 18 October 2021 | Link to article
A billionaire associate of Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton, whose private jet was nicknamed the 'f*** jet' and 'air f*** one' has donated $200,000 to Terry McAuliffe's campaign to become Democratic governor of Virginia during the past year, according to new financial filings.
They reveal that private equity Ron Burkle, who bought Michael Jackson's former Neverland ranch last year, made a $100,000 donation in September.
That comes on top of a $100,000 contribution at the end of last year, according to data published by the Virginia Department of Elections
The new details will trigger fresh scrutiny of McAuliffe's run.
High-profile Democrats have descended on Virginia during the past month trying to shore up his narrow lead over former business executive Glenn Youngkin, in a state that Joe Biden won by 10 percentage points a year ago.
But his campaign received a generous boost in September from Burkle, who is worth about $2.6 billion according to Forbes.
The 68-year-old made his money buying and selling supermarket chains, cash that saw him become a major Democratic fundraiser and a tabloid star for his luxury, bed-room equipped 757 that ferried Clinton around the world.
His latest contribution, revealed in a campaign finance report publi
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
